Tarzan (voiced by a bad Johnny Weissmuller impersonator) lives idyllically with Jane in a treehouse. But a corrupt safari leader, Colonel Staunch, captures Jane. To humiliate her into revealing the location of the “Ivory Valley,” Staunch strips Jane of her Victorian clothes and forces her to walk through the ape village in a burlap sack.

It is important to clarify upfront that within the canon of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ estate, Disney, or any mainstream Hollywood studio.

Until a copy resurfaces in a Romanian attic or on a forgotten hard drive, this film remains a ghost. But if you ever find a dusty VHS labeled Jane’s Shame – English Fix – 1995 – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE , you will have struck lost-media gold.