I have been running this simulation for seven months. I have seen men and women drained empty because they smelled a candle and thought, "It's fine."
Welcome to the Succubus Pandemic . Unlike standard bio-hazards or zombie outbreaks, this pathogen targets the limbic system through a combination of pheromonal manipulation and dream-invasion. The recent "Spicy Pumpkin" seasonal update has fundamentally altered the survival meta. Succubus Pandemic -Tutorial- -Spicy Pumpkin-
This tutorial is your final line of defense. The original outbreak (Patch 1.0) was straightforward. Succubi transmitted via REM cycle intrusion. You fell asleep, you woke up drained. Simple. I have been running this simulation for seven months
If you are reading this, the initial quarantine has failed. The Kerberos Protocol is inactive, and the scent of cinnamon and clove is no longer a sign of holiday cheer but a warning of proximity. The recent "Spicy Pumpkin" seasonal update has fundamentally
The Succubus Pandemic is real. The Spicy Pumpkin update made it airborne, taste-based, and seasonal. You will not survive because you are strong. You will survive because you are bitter .
Do not pray for a cure. Pray for a high spice tolerance.
Keep your peppermint close. Keep your cynicism closer. And for the love of all that is unholy, skip the latte.