30 Days Life With My Sister Full ((link))

We create the first roommate document: The Bathroom Protocol. It includes time slots, humidity limits, and a rule about leaving hair in the drain. She signs it with a smiley face. I know she’s already planning to break it. We go grocery shopping together for the first time. This is when I realize we were raised in the same house but on different planets.

“So,” she says. “So,” I say.

By an older brother who survived—and thrived. 30 days life with my sister full

We eat it on the floor of the living room, laughing hysterically, because it’s 11 p.m. and we’re too tired to move to the table. We create the first roommate document: The Bathroom Protocol

We stay in pajamas until 3 p.m. We watch a marathon of terrible 90s movies. We order Chinese food and eat it in bed like feral animals. She falls asleep on my shoulder during The Parent Trap. I don’t move for an hour because I don’t want to wake her up. I know she’s already planning to break it